Bakery!verse is the crackiest crack that ever cracked. I had a ball reading it, though. And since I had high school jobs in grocery store bakeries and delis, I felt a certain kinship for Our David and the gang. Thanks for your insane suggestions.

I refuse to read boyband slash on the principle that I don't even listen to their music. It seems wrong to enjoy writers manipulating the lives of guys whose albums I don't even buy, you know? Seriously, don't tempt me. I'm not ready to start enjoying something I'm so determined to stay away from.