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allyndra ([personal profile] allyndra) wrote2007-06-11 09:23 am
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Fic: Girls' Night Out (McKay/Sheppard)

*blushes* I posted about the fics I had in progress in hopes of shaking something loose. Look what shook - something completely different. Sorry!


Title: Girls’ Night Out
Author: Allyndra          
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: FRT
Word Count: 737
Summary: The ladies of Atlantis do and see the most entertaining things.
Disclaimer: Somewhere through a quantum mirror there’s a world where the fans own these characters, but this is not that world. They are not mine, and I make no profit.
 


Anyone who said that all scientists were boring or all Marines were dour had never encountered the ladies of Atlantis on their night off. It had started out as a coincidence, a group of women who just happened to be heading to the mess at the same time, around the end of the evening shift. There was only one free table, and they'd all wound up together, an odd amalgamation of social scientists, hard scientists, and soldiers. Conversation had been stilted and awkward until Ronon walked past. The group ass-staring and collective sighing broke the ice surprisingly well.
 
Laura Cadman and Katie Brown were the ringleaders. They set up girls-only training classes with Teyla, which combined stick fighting and step aerobics, bartered with Zelenka for alcohol to liven up their parties, and hoarded snacks for their poker games. Miko Kusanagi was much less boisterous, but she made important contributions of her own. Miko was the one who discovered the room with heated pools of different sizes and kept quiet about her discovery until *after* the ladies' hot tub party.
 
Over the months that they'd been getting together, the group had created some pretty entertaining nights. Laura considered their greatest success the time she'd convinced both Elizabeth Weir *and* Kate Heightmeyer to join their party. She'd not only gotten them drunk on Zelenka's moonshine and convinced them to sing karaoke, she'd managed to videotape the whole thing.
 
Tonight, the group was small, just Laura, Katie, Miko, and Lt. Allison Crown. They were taking the long way through the halls on their way to the south pier, where Katie had planned a picnic.
 
"Okay, okay. Dr. Zelenka," Allison suggested, swinging her basket of food in one hand.
 
"Haircut," several women chorused.
 
"But other than that, he's really not bad," Laura insisted. "He's got pretty eyes, and you gotta love a man with an accent." Which, of course, left her wide open to teasing about her predilection for blue-eyed European men.
 
"Dr. Kavanaugh?" Katie asked, wrinkling her nose even as she said it.
 
"Oh God! Definitely a haircut," Laura responded. "Get him to ditch the glasses and find some Ancient device to give him a personality transplant." They talked as they walked, working their way through the majority of their mutual male acquaintances, suggesting criticisms and describing what changes would be required to make them attractive.
 
Then Allison laughed and asked, "Dr. McKay?" The group was silent for a variety of reasons. Katie had dated the man, so she clearly found him attractive, Laura had a soft spot for him, courtesy of her time stuck in his head (even if she occasionally threatened to tap dance on his smug little face, she meant it affectionately), and Miko had been nursing a hero-worshipping crush on her boss since she'd first joined his team.
 
"Well," Katie finally ventured, "It's not like he isn't *physically* attractive ..."
 
"If only there were a way to shut him up," Laura concluded. The other three nodded their agreement, Miko a little shamefacedly. They walked on in silent contemplation of the potential hotness of a non-verbally-abusive Rodney McKay.
 
They'd just turned a corner when Allison, who was at the front of the pack, stopped dead in her tracks, a quiet whimpering noise escaping her throat. The other women almost piled into her before they saw why she'd stopped.
 
Just ahead of them was one of the walls that opened like a series of screens. It was halfway open, and framed between two of the panels was the sight of Colonel Sheppard pressing Dr. McKay back against a table, kissing him fiercely. He had McKay pinned to the table with his hips, one hand cradling the back of McKay's head, while the other cupped his jaw, holding him still. From the way McKay's fists were curled into Sheppard's shirt, he wasn't trying to get away.
 
"Oh, yeah," Laura breathed. "That would work."
 
Allison and Katie nodded. Miko just stared, her eyes huge behind her glasses. Katie reached into one of the picnic baskets and pulled out a bag of dried fruit. It wasn't as good as popcorn, but it gave them something to munch as the women settled back silently against the corridor wall to watch the show.
 
It was generally agreed to be the best Atlantis girls' night ever. 
 
Until Katie held her illicit harvest and Ronon accepted her invitation to come sample the herbs with them.
 
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[identity profile] lamardeuse.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeeee. John and Rodney, spectator sport. :)

[identity profile] mymanifesto.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL! I wish I could join them. What a show! Hopefully one of the ladies brought a camera. *ggg*

[identity profile] aislinnrae.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
That was brilliant, hun. Great work ^^
What a show indeed *snicker*
And, um, illicit harvest, you say? Ronon and a room full of women? Hmmmmmm...

[identity profile] saffie-lew.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. That was funny and perfect and John and Rodney are so hot. Someone should draw that last scene.

[identity profile] callmerizzo.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, those lucky, lucky women! ;-)

[identity profile] libra-traveller.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That was awesome, the best line for me was the quiet wimpering noise.

[identity profile] allyndra.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
My favorite sport! Now that they know about it, I could totally see the ladies of Atlantis arranging alone time for McKay and Sheppard just so they can sneak up and watch. And maybe they would try to manipulate things by arranging the furniture a certain way or casually leaving products that could double as lube lying arround, in order to get the kind of outcome they're in the mood for.

It would be the new Atlantean pastime.

[identity profile] allyndra.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh! Laura could run and get the video camera she used to tape drunk!Elizabeth and Kate. Then they could watch the tape during video nights. :o)

[identity profile] allyndra.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! Thanks. I love John and Rodney hugely and passionately, but, ummmm, Ronon is hot. Seriously hot. Katie's little harvest was the culmination of months of plotting on the part of the ladies. They're devious like that.

[identity profile] allyndra.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much! If someone drew that scene, I would frame it and put it on my office wall. People would accuse me of being unprofessional, but I would just point at the picture and ask if they really thought I should take it down. And they would look at it and their outrage and willpower would crumble in the face of the hotness.

[identity profile] allyndra.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I know! I never walk in on stuff like that. *scuffs foot dejectedly in the dirt*

[identity profile] allyndra.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeee! It seemed like a very natural response to me. :o)

[identity profile] azilver.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
that is a moment worth commemorating, cadman, dear! and then replayed numerous times...in stereo...
she can also use this moment to illustrate that, yes, she was inside rodney and it was good and she got him naked....
now you just know they're gonna get caught watching the two one day in the mess and giggling and blushing while john gets paranoid and rodney is oblivious
aza

[identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh wow, I'd so be there!
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[identity profile] suki-blue.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Brilliant! Oh how I wish I could just turn a corner at work and see that. ~drools~

[identity profile] wpadmirer.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
This is wonderful. And I agree, both the show and the night with Ronon would be the best girls' nights ever.

WP
ext_17954: (Rodney McKay/John Sheppard)

[identity profile] cayendi.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
and later that night, the boys wondered why there were small puddles on the floor just outside the room.

*sigh* wish I was there

[identity profile] bibliokat.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Girls' nights are awesome!

[identity profile] peapods42.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Illicit harvest is hilarious. It's always the quiet ones.
2. Yummy, yummy, yummy. Bravo. Love.

[identity profile] allyndra.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
now you just know they're gonna get caught watching the two one day in the mess and giggling and blushing while john gets paranoid and rodney is oblivious

Yes! And then when Rodney finally notices, he'll stomp over to them and say, "What?!" in his most intimidating voice, but it will completely fail to intimidate the ladies because they'll notice the hickey peeking out where the zipper on his shirt slipped down, and they'll giggle more and he'll get that bewildered look on his face and John will put a hand on his elbow and pull him away, and they'll all stop giggling and sigh moonily.

[identity profile] allyndra.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Right there with you. I'll bring the snacks.

[identity profile] allyndra.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too! Things like that never happen at my work. Although one of my coworkers bears a noticeable resemblance to David Boreanaz (the young David, before he got oddly square in the face).

[identity profile] allyndra.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I envy they're resourcefulness and luck. My girls' nights usually consist of watching The Princess Bride or Say Anything and making margaritas. Which is still fun, but ...

[identity profile] aislinnrae.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, much agreement on that, John and Rodney are very lovable and cute and squee worthy too. And they make a great couple. Sub-text, how I love thee. I've gone so far as to get upset when John makes googly eyes at some other-wordly-bimbo in the episodes *glares*... But, mmmmmmm, Ronon *drools a little* Ahem, yes, very very hot indeedy. It's the face, and the dreads, and the voice and the body and guh *melts* You can't fault the ladies on their good taste, or devious-ocity-like-ness. Good luck to them on that little venture *snicker* *waves*

[identity profile] allyndra.livejournal.com 2007-06-11 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
*snicker* I wish I was there too. Oooh! Someone should make smutty McShep postcards that we can send with the message "Don't you wish you were here?" on them. (and in my head, that followed logically from your comment)

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