I still have yet to see Entourage or SG:A, which is very sad! Must remedy this.

But, yeah, it's not you. Altoids like to pretend like they're just innocent and just "curious", but really? They're the sluts of the mint world. I mean, come on, nobody sees tictacs and immediately thinks of blowjobs, you know? Wintergreen lifesavers had that whole sparking-in-the-dark thing, but that was pretty tame in comparison.