:o) I love the image of John in a corn maze. Some cute girl would latch onto him ("Because," she says, "I just have no head for directions, but I'm sure a guy like you can help me out." *flutters eyelashes*), but John's directional sense on the ground is even worse, and after a half hour of wandering in a maze that children are solving, she would give up in disgust and find her own way out.

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