The perfect gift for the xanzpet. Wonderful voice and characterization for Cordelia; in fact, its among the best I've ever read. Xander works so well, and the two of them torturing Angel was perfect. I laughed out loud at the Indiana Jones fedora comment.

The whole story had a very 'real' feel to it--down to Xander's gift, it is something that would have looked and played wonderfully on screen. It really is quite perfect. Well done indeed.