"You're much less worthy of a searing death than most men. Try to stay that way."

I think it's time to resurrect Anya and find out if she'd keep this verdict or if she'd decide to eviscerate and or torture him after he left her at the alter.

Well done, I like how you captured a lot of the peripheral characters from Buffy, and how you kept in the pathos from high school. We all know what "have a good summer" really means.

remind me never to look at my high school year books.