1. I'm afraid to learn too much about Scientology, because what if I get converted? I've always felt this strange affinity/weakness towards cults and such, and handle that in the extremely mature way of ignoring it and pretending it's not there, much like I learned to get over my fear of scary things under the bed.

2. I've received numerous compliments over the years on my speaking voice and my sandwich-making ability, neither of which seem particularly special to me.

3. Getting water in my eyes is almost as bad as getting soap in them. My eyes aren't uber-sensitive or anything otherwise... I can touch them and stuff, and saline is fine. They just don't like the pH or something?