I know! My husband and son just love all three Spiderman movies. I don't get it. Toby Maquire looks nothing like Peter Parker to me, Kirsten Dunst has dead eyes, the CGI looks like a video game, and the dialogue has moments of sheer, intense cheese. I just ... there's a lot I don't like about Spiderman. Which is sad, because I like the character quite a bit. Where I never cared much for Iron Man before, and his movie ruled.