OMG, your description of Torchwood fic is so tragically true. *cries* There is some good stuff, though.

Yes, the whole point of a good AU is "What if this character was a caterer?" not, "Hey, what if I wrote a story about some random caterer?" I took a kink bingo card, so I'm going to have fun trying to stretch myself (since I don't usually write kink at all) and keeping true to the characters while fitting the prompts.