Fic: Xander Harris and the Email Forward of Doom

Title: Xander Harris and the Email Forward of Doom
Author: Allyndra
Pairing: Xander/Everyone (Not really. Just Cordelia, Anya, Faith, Spike, and OMC. All by reference to the past)
Rating: R
Spoilers: Through Chosen (does not take comics canon into account)
Disclaimer: It would take a great deal of surgery, some intensive hormone therapy, and a perm to make me into Joss Whedon. These characters aren't mine.
Summary: Spike's been sending around one of those email questionairre things. [Swiped from xanzpet who got it from nekid_spike .] 

( Click for email meme thingy )

How low I have fallen!

I used to scoff at reality TV, smirking as my friend extolled the virtues of The Apprentice and Average Joe, rolling my eyes at the fan discussion around Survivor. And now here I am, waiting anxiously for the new season of Project Runway to start in -  *checks the clock* - 15 minutes. I've had a thing for fashion since I was a kid, watching Style with Elsa Klensch  on CNN. I never had the body (or masochism) to model, and I can't sew for beans, but I can watch and critique, and that's what I'm gonna do. In - *looks at clock again* - 12 minutes.