allyndra

So, I went to the doctor today. I got extremely pissy about the fact that he kept talking to me about weight loss, instead of, oh I don't know ... the fact that my cough frightens small children and household pets and my chest gurgles when I breathe. I was like, "Gee, nothing in society has ever prepared me for the knowledge that being overweight is bad. Thanks." Anyhow, he couldn't tell what's wrong with me. Best guesses are bronchitis, pneumonia, or Valley Fever. I had chest x-rays and bloodwork, and he gave me anti-biotics and cough medicine in the meantime. The high powered, codeine cough syrup. *is drugged*

I got to work in time to put in a half-day. Or so I thought. I had time to check my voicemail and email, and then promptly got a call that my son was suspended from school for fighting. I just don't understand why he doesn't get that he cannot hit people. CANNOT HIT PEOPLE. It's not like we're violent at home. *shakes head* But I wound up putting in about 20 minutes of work today.

Ooh, on a happy note, though, THANK YOU to everyone who wished me Happy Birthday, and to

entrenous88 for my e-card. It brightened my day. I did

spring_with_xan on my brithday; you can check out my Comic Book!Xander icons here and my little gen fic "Three People No One Expected Xander to Keep in Touch With" here.

ETA: I heard from the doctor, and it turns out, I have pneumonia and bronchitis. I'm an overachiever like that.

And also, I forgot to mention that the icon choice is in celebration of the fact that Luke and Noah kissed yesterday. FINALLY. There was intense yay-ness.

For

14valentines. Today's theme is domestic violence, which plagues thousands of women each year, turning their homes into places of fear and pain. Read the essay here.

Title: Because Even the Impending Apocalypse Doesn't Stop the Rituals of High School
Author: Allyndra
Pairing: none
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Through Graduation Day: Part 2
Summary: Despite everything, yearbooks got signed before the class of '99 graduated. This is Xander's.

( Peek Inside Xander's Yearbook )

Title: Around the World
Author: Allyndra
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Hi. My name is Al, and I have a slashing problem. I take people that aren’t mine and put them in my stories. I’m not ready to seek help for this addiction, so just enjoy it.
Summary: Food and Spike. Life is good. Set in my Human AU Disney-verse at the Food and Wine Festival at EPCOT.

Written for

fall_for_sx.

( Around the World, Pt 1 ) Part 2

Title: Xander Harris and the Email Forward of Doom
Author: Allyndra
Pairing: Xander/Everyone (Not really. Just Cordelia, Anya, Faith, Spike, and OMC. All by reference to the past)
Rating: R
Spoilers: Through Chosen (does not take comics canon into account)
Disclaimer: It would take a great deal of surgery, some intensive hormone therapy, and a perm to make me into Joss Whedon. These characters aren't mine.
Summary: Spike's been sending around one of those email questionairre things. [Swiped from

xanzpet who got it from

nekid_spike .]

( Click for email meme thingy )

Title: And Many More
Author: Allyndra
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Through Hush for Buffy and Parting Gifts for Angel
Disclaimer: If you think I own these characters, you have clearly not been paying attention. They're not mine.
Summary: It's Cordelia's birthday, and she doesn't have anyone to celebrate with.

Note: Written as a birthday present for

xanzpet. Dude, I'm sorry it's late.

( Fluffy Birthday Fic Resides Behind the Cut )

Title: A Little Bit Louder and a Little Bit Worse

Author: Allyndra

Pairing: Xander/Connor

Rating: PG-13

Spoilers: Through Chosen and Not Fade Away

Disclaimer: I don’t own these guys, I don’t own their world, and I don’t own my car. But all of them are fun to take out for a spin once in a while.

Summary: Mysterious stranger with a warning to deliver? Haven’t we heard this one before?

Notes: Written for

electricalgwenfor the Xander round of

maleslashminis. I swiped the title from "I'm Henry the VIII, I Am." You know the part: Second verse, same as the first. A little bit louder and a little bit worse.

( A Little Bit Louder and a Little Bit Worse )

Title: Dropping Eaves
Author: Allyndra
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: Soft NC-17 (naughty touching)
Disclaimer: I am not now, nor have I ever been Joss Whedon. Not mine.
Summary: Spike overhears a conversation that leads him to woo Xander.

Note: This was written for

entrenous88for

southernbangel's Fluff-a-thon. It is very, very, very late. EntreNous, I'm sorry.

( Dropping Eaves )

Long, long ago (about two weeks ago) in a galaxy far, far away (California),

sublimatedangel had a birthday, and I asked her if she would like a birthday fic. She asked for some domestic Pike/Benny or Pike/Xander. It took me a ridiculously long time to write this short little story. I foolishly kept trying to write it from Pike's POV when it wanted to be written from Xander's. Amy, I'm sorry this took so very long, but Happy, Happy Belated Birthday!!!

Title: A Moment That's Held in Your Arms

Author: Allyndra

Pairing: Xander/Pike (you know, from the movie)

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: I have been planning my skillful theft of these characters from their rightful owners, but so far the laser beams keep tripping me up. For now, they belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, and Fox.
Summary: Pike's shift at the garage had ended at 6:30; he should be home soon. Follows Question to the World.

( Click for the Fic )

Title: Whistling Dixie

Author: Allyndra

Pairing: Riley/Xander

Rating: Soft R, I suppose

Spoilers: Through Chosen

Disclaimer: The writing of fanfic is a sign of obsession, not ownership. They’re not mine, and I make no profit.

This story was written for

xanzpet, who deserves pretty boys falling in love.

Summary: There’s a reason Xander always books two hotel rooms when they’re in Virginia. His name is Riley.

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( Whistling Dixie )

So yesterday, on my way to the bank, my tire went flat. As a pancake. I called work to let them know I would probably be a little late getting back, and my coworker said she would see if someone could come help me. (cue silent grimacing at the assumption I couldn't take care of it myself) I went into the bank to cash my check, since I would now need that money to buy a new tire, and when I came out, one of the guys I work with was jacking up my car. Very nice of him except he PUT THE JACK IN THE WRONG PLACE. He completely scrunched the bottom of my car, and he just shrugged and said, "Sorry, I thought that's where it went." Arrrgh! The tire place down the street couldn't fix my tire, so I had to pay $70 for a new one. Grrr!

To cheer myself up, I wrote fic. It helped, and then I got to go to Can't Stop the Serenity, and the joy of watching a movie I love with other fans made me feel so much better. Today, I'm in a better mood, and I thought I'd share the fruits of my frustration.

Title: Disney Magic
Author: Allyndra
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG
Warning: Human AU. At Walt Disney World. You may spontaneously start singing Disney songs. Consider yourself warned.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, and unless Joss starts accepting craft supplies and old stuffed animals as payment, I'm not likely to own them in the future. I also don't own Walt Disney World, in case you weren't sure.

Summary: A lot of people get over the "magic" when they've spent a few shift sweeping up trash. Xander still loved it, though.

( Click to enter the Happiest Place on Earth )

Yay for getting something finished! This is a sequel to Chances Are, so you may want to read that first.

Title: The Cosmo Boy's Guide to Dating
Author: Allyndra
Fandom: BtVS/Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Rodney/Xander
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Chosen
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, which means it's not real. This is a work of fanfiction, which means I'm not making money from.
Summary: Despite being accompanied to the Pegasus Galaxy by a ridiculously hot one-eyed man, Rodney had been home for nearly two weeks without getting laid.

( Read the fic )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: It’s Only Me

Author: Allyndra

Pairing: Xander/ Anya, Xander/Xander

Rating: NC-17

Spoilers: The Replacement

Disclaimer: If they were mine, we would have spent a lot more of the high school years in the boy’s locker room and a lot more of the later seasons watching Xander in his tool belt.

Summary: Remember when Anya said, “Well, maybe we shouldn't do this reintegration thing right away. See, I can take the boys home, and ... we can all have sex together, and ... you know, just slap 'em back together in the morning?” Yeah.

( It's Only Me )

Title: Reason Enough

Author: Allyndra

Pairing: Xander/Buffy, Xander/Cordelia, Xander/Willow, Xander/Anya, but really Xander/Oz (No, it’s not an orgy! Get your head out of the gutter.)

Rating: PG

Spoilers: Through Chosen
Disclaimer: These are not my beautiful characters. This is not my beautiful world.

Summary: Xander’s never had a good reason to fall in love.

( Reason Enough )

If you're a member of

spring_with_xan(and really, isn't everybody?), I apologize for the double posting. But I want to get these up on my lj before I forget.

Title: Du Lac

Author: Allyndra

Pairing: Xander/Riley

Rating: PG-13

Spoilers: The Replacement, a little.

Disclaimer: Does anyone here think I own these characters? *looks around* I didn't think so.

Summary: Xander has a literary epiphany.

( Du Lac )

Title: After Dark

Author: Allyndra

Threesome: Xander/Oz/Angel

Spoilers: Through AtS In the Dark

Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,745

Summary: Oz and Xander are very creative guys. They don't restrict themselves to Get Well cards when Angel is hurt.

Written for the threesome round of

maleslashminis for

entrenous88 , who wanted dialogue and no "Magic made them do it"

( In the Dark )

I just realized I never finished posting this story here. That total lack of followthrough would be why I haven't posted my older stories on LJ. Oh, well. Here, for your reading pleasure, are the final four chapters of Articulation. There's magic and schmoop and danger and Xander/Harry goodness.

The rest of the fic can be found in Memories here: http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=allyndra&keyword=Articulation+Xander/Harry&filter=all

( The Big Ol' Ending )

See header here

( Sometimes a Cigar Part 2 )

Title: Sometimes a Cigar

Author: Allyndra

Pairing: Xander/Riley. Also deals with Buffy/Riley and Xander/Anya. Um, and there are mentions of Xander/Faith. But I'm still calling this slash.

Spoilers: Through Family

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: I am not Joss Whedon, and I do not own these characters. You can check if you don't believe me.

Summary: Dreams of Xander make Riley question things he’s been taking for granted in his life.
Notes: 1) Italics mean dreams. 2) Written for my

spring_with_xan entry

( Sometimes a Cigar Part 1 )

My first anniversary writing fanfic was on February 19. I wanted to write something to celebrate, so I posted on the forum at The Croff to ask for suggestions.

sublimatedangel(who keeps me from talking to myself over there) wanted to see something with an insecure!Xander, trying to work up his nerve to do something new. This is what came out. As if inspiring it wasn't enough,

sublimatedangelalso beta'd it for me. Read and enjoy, and Happy Anniversary to me!

Title: The Sticking Place

Author: Allyndra

Rating: PG-13 for language and slashy sexual suggestion

Disclaimer: You know they’re not mine. I know they’re not mine. Everyone knows they’re not mine.

Summary: Xander has always had trouble screwing up his courage to do what he wants.

( The Sticking Place )

Current Mood: happy

This was written for the

tenyearsofbuffy community challenge. The prompt came from

kindkit, who requested:
1) Set post-"Wild At Heart"
2) Xander misses Oz
3) A skateboard
4) No Xander/Spike

And *gasp* I wrote a gen Xander story. Egads!

Title: The Daniel Osbourne Farewell Tour

Author: Allyndra

Fandom: BtVS

Rating: PG

Spoilers: Through Wild at Heart

Disclaimer: If I owned them, I'd be living in a much nicer house.

Summary: Oz is gone, and Xander realizes it.

( The Daniel Osbourne Farewell Tour )

Current Mood: working

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Life. Don't Talk to Me About Life.

Fic: Because Even the Impending Apocalypse Doesn't Stop the Rituals of High School

Fic: Around the World, Pt 1 (Spike/Xander, PG)

Fic: Xander Harris and the Email Forward of Doom

Fic: And Many More (Cordelia/Xander)

Fic: A Little Bit Louder and a Little Bit Worse (Xander/Connor)

Fic: Dropping Eaves (Spike/Xander, Softcore NC-17)

Fic: A Moment That's Held in Your Arms (Xander/Pike)

Fic: Whistling Dixie (Riley/Xander)

Fic: Disney Magic (Spike/Xander)

Fic: The Cosmo Boy's Guide to Dating (Rodney/Xander)

Fic: It's Only Me (Xander/Xander, NC-17)

Fic: Reason Enough (Oz/Xander, PG)

Fic: Du Lac (Riley/Xander, PG-13)

Fic: After Dark

Fic: Articulation 12-15/15

Fic: Sometimes a Cigar Xander/Riley 2/2

Fic: Sometimes a Cigar Xander/Riley 1/2

Fic: The Sticking Place

Fic: The Daniel Osbourne Farewell Tour

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