It wasn't in the garage, and I freaked out a little harder, but then when we went to the store to buy eggs, I saw a white thing at the side of the road about a block away. Fetched it and YES it was my notebook. It's been run over, and I won't be using it anymore, but it's not in the hands of some child or the nuns who live on the corner or a furious parent.
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Thanks to everyone who worried for me!
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Thanks to everyone who worried for me!